Score: 6

"It was okay, I guess."

submission: How not to die'

date: December 11, 2007

Not unfunny. But not it could have been funnier. I haven't watched the sequel yet, so whatever.

And Dragon314, congratulations on exposing yourself as a jackass and an idiot. Ninja and samurai are both Japanese in origin, so the "very very stupid retard" comment wasn't really justified.

Score: 8

"Firthy magic. Firthy, firthy magic."

submission: B/W Cartoon About Berries

date: August 23, 2006

Further proof, (Or "Firther" proof, if you will) that the maker of these cartoons is having a maggot in his brain. This is an insane maggot, and it whispers its idle thought and musings out of his ear.

His twin brother Jeremy hears them, and condemns them to flash. A greater artistic combination has not been known since William and Shakespeare.

Score: 9

"Wow."

submission: Special Mission

date: June 14, 2006

This game gets the coveted position of being the first ever added to my favourites. It rocks ass. Yeah, it can get a little taxing with the unpredictable enemy damage, few lives and lack of save points... But it just rocks ass!

And for the plants, just jump and use a grenade, Hopefully you'll get them all before they start spraying seeds. You can knock the seeds out of the air with the frying pan anyway.

Score: 7

"Repetitive but satisfying."

submission: Staggy

date: June 13, 2006

Very similar to a great many other hack-em-up games, but its fluid movement and an abundance of death animations and sound effects puts it above the rest. Enjoyable, but not for very long.

Score: 7

"A boogf sequel. Yes. Boogf."

submission: No Need for Bushido 2

date: June 8, 2006

Ah, that "Jagged cliffs" line always cracks me up. Not to mention the uber-long and tedious attack thing. I cried, I laughed! Well, I didn't cry. I laughed a bit. Nothing too audible.

And it's left at a cliffhanger! So to speak. In actuality, more of a cliff fall off-er

Score: 8

"Daimyo! Or something."

submission: No Need for Bushido 1

date: June 8, 2006

I love the webcomic, and I love this animation to a slightly lesser extent. But to an extent nonetheless!

And the "Noooooooo...! My best silk sheets!" line is far better drawn out.

Score: 8

"Boffo Animator Creates Zany Masterpiece Boffo Zany"

submission: The Child That Smelt Odd

date: May 31, 2006

Ah, such beauty. I think that through the creation of this majestic animation, the average number of people in the world who have actually witnessed this animation or assorted others by David Firth has risen by a small amount. Maybe a large amount. I'm no mathemagician, sir. You wrong me much to say so.

In conclusion, a bubbling hot pot whimsy, of.

Score: 8

"It's like your best friend, in animation form."

submission: Men From Up The Stairs

date: May 24, 2006

Another refreshing glimpse into the unbalanced mind of the same man who brought you Salad Fingers and The Spoilsbury Toast Boy. Will we see some further elaboration on this new and strange universe? I hope not, that'd rather spoil it. You'd better be listening, Firthy!

In any case, another quality find by me. And the guy who made it deserves some of the kudos as well. *kudoses*