Score: 6

"It was okay, I guess."

submission: How not to die'

date: December 11, 2007

Not unfunny. But not it could have been funnier. I haven't watched the sequel yet, so whatever.

And Dragon314, congratulations on exposing yourself as a jackass and an idiot. Ninja and samurai are both Japanese in origin, so the "very very stupid retard" comment wasn't really justified.

Score: 8

"Firthy magic. Firthy, firthy magic."

submission: B/W Cartoon About Berries

date: August 23, 2006

Further proof, (Or "Firther" proof, if you will) that the maker of these cartoons is having a maggot in his brain. This is an insane maggot, and it whispers its idle thought and musings out of his ear.

His twin brother Jeremy hears them, and condemns them to flash. A greater artistic combination has not been known since William and Shakespeare.

Score: 9

"Wow."

submission: Special Mission

date: June 14, 2006

This game gets the coveted position of being the first ever added to my favourites. It rocks ass. Yeah, it can get a little taxing with the unpredictable enemy damage, few lives and lack of save points... But it just rocks ass!

And for the plants, just jump and use a grenade, Hopefully you'll get them all before they start spraying seeds. You can knock the seeds out of the air with the frying pan anyway.